Just A Story

kinnare786 · Post by **kinnare786** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:19 am

Sultan Mahmud has another slave than Ayaaz. This slave claims he loves him just like Ayaaz. Mahmud tests this slave when a delegation of a far province comes to visit him. The members of this delegation complain about the governor of their province. They say he is corrupt. Mahmud is willing to give them a new governor and suggests that his slave could be their new governor. Mahmud asks his slave if he is willing to accept the new position. The slave then remains silent and thus acknowledges that he accepts this offer. Mahmud then knows that the slave doesn't love him. He sends him with a letter to the governor of this province and in the letter he commands the governor to poison this slave as a punishment. Shahid Kinnare Memphis TN US

kinnare786 · Post by **kinnare786** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 2:44 am

The Thorns of a rose are the Shariah.
The stem of a rose is the tariqah.
The leaves of a rose is Haqiqah
The perfume of a rose is Ma'rifaht

nowroozalisabiti · Post by **nowroozalisabiti** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 6:18 am

Thus, Shah Nehmatullah Wali, the great poet and Sufi of Iran has enchanted:
The recognition of the knowledge of the Deen is Shari'a
As you practise, it will be Tariqa
As you gather the knowledge(Ilm) and practice(A'mal) together
For the sake of Allah consent, this is Haqiqa( collecting of knowledge and practice).
And Rumi has enchanted:
Shari'a is a dark house; Tariqa is a light; and Haqiqa is finding of the door to come out from the dark house. or
Shari'a is a constitution, Tariqa is path or method of practising, Haqiqa is the action. or
Shari'a is a map of a city. tariqa is your decision to go to the city and Haqiqa is arriving to the city, and Mari'a is to know each street of the city.

kinnare786 · Post by **kinnare786** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 10:05 am

One day the Huma is flying over the army of Sultan Mahmud. Every one who sees his bird tries to get under its shade as it is said that you will become a king when this happens. Ayaaz is the only one who is not interested in the Huma and steps forward in order to stand in the shade of Mahmud. Someone says to him: "The shade of the Huma cannot be found at that spot!" He replies:  "The Sultan is enough for me as for a Huma.... I'll never leave his door!"

kinnare786 · Post by **kinnare786** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:38 pm

Called or not called, God is there! C.G. Jung

kinnare786 · Post by **kinnare786** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 8:30 pm

One Night, when Nasrudin searched for somthing in the street, under the street light, he was asked by a friend who was passing by:

"What have you Lost, Mulla?"
Nasrudin answered: "I lost my Key"
"And where did you lose it? the friend asked again.
"At Home". said Nasrudin
"Then why are you searching for it here in the street?
Because there is mor light our here!"

kinnare786 · Post by **kinnare786** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:52 pm

Lying

The Imam told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my Khutba, I want you all to read Surah Al Mu’mimun Ayats 95 to 100. The following Friday, as he prepared to deliver his Khutba, the Imam asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Surah Al Mu’mimun Ayats 95 to 100."

Every hand went up. The Imam smiled and said, " Surah Al Mu’mimun has 93 ayats. I will now proceed with my Khutba the sin of lying.

Amrika · Post by **Amrika** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 11:29 pm

kinnare786 wrote:Lying

The Imam told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my Khutba, I want you all to read Surah Al Mu’mimun Ayats 95 to 100. The following Friday, as he prepared to deliver his Khutba, the Imam asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Surah Al Mu’mimun Ayats 95 to 100."

Every hand went up. The Imam smiled and said, " Surah Al Mu’mimun has 93 ayats. I will now proceed with my Khutba the sin of lying.

WHERE IS THE SOURCE FOR THIS! OR YOU MADE IT UP!!!OR IS IT A JOKE!!!!

kinnare786 · Post by **kinnare786** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 11:34 pm

of course it is joke. And I do not mean MHI  but mosque Imam.  Sorry.

Amrika · Post by **Amrika** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 4:50 pm

kinnare786 wrote:of course it is joke. And I do not mean MHI but mosque Imam. Sorry.

Ya Ali Madad Kinnare, No need to say sorry, take care.

zubair_mahamood · Post by **zubair_mahamood** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 3:44 am

Joking !!!!!!!!!!!! Even an Imam of mosque is a representative like Mukhi saab... u make fun of someone else... tht will reflect u back... I dont think u were talking of Imam in mosque even if dont make fun of religious matters as u r never sure wht is truth or haq...

regards
zubair

kinnare786 · Post by **kinnare786** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:25 pm

You should not compare mukhi Saheb to Imam of Mosque theire is no comparsion. Call me I will tell you. 901-370-5779.  Beside joke is joke I have several on mukhi sahebes too.  Enjoy the life that what Allah wants. Do not be one of those mulla from India. May Allah bless your journey.

zubair_mahamood · Post by **zubair_mahamood** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:53 pm

kinnare786 wrote:You should not compare mukhi Saheb to Imam of Mosque theire is no comparsion. Call me I will tell you. 901-370-5779.  Beside joke is joke I have several on mukhi sahebes too.  Enjoy the life that what Allah wants. Do not be one of those mulla from India. May Allah bless your journey.

An educated person is the one who has respect for himself.... If u respect Religious Person of other faiths they will respect U.... U must not have read this GIVE RESPECT N TAKE RESPECT.... U too enjoy life of respect not a life where u point finger on someone for sake of fun and then get same in return.... I Follow Hazar Imam not any Mulla so check ur words.... Have a respectful day not a Funny day where in after u feel sad for ur fun...

Arshad_Z · Post by **Arshad_Z** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:32 am

Okay everybody, no need to get fiesty. I just think kinnare was just trying to prove a point about human nature and how much people lie on a day to day basis. I think it is okay to joke around once in a while...don't you?

ShamsB · Post by **ShamsB** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:33 am

zubair_mahamood wrote:
kinnare786 wrote:You should not compare mukhi Saheb to Imam of Mosque theire is no comparsion. Call me I will tell you. 901-370-5779.  Beside joke is joke I have several on mukhi sahebes too.  Enjoy the life that what Allah wants. Do not be one of those mulla from India. May Allah bless your journey. 
An educated person is the one who has respect for himself.... If u respect Religious Person of other faiths they will respect U.... U must not have read this GIVE RESPECT N TAKE RESPECT.... U too enjoy life of respect not a life where u point finger on someone for sake of fun and then get same in return.... I Follow Hazar Imam not any Mulla so check ur words.... Have a respectful day not a Funny day where in after u feel sad for ur fun...

Zubair, My brother Zubair,

One needs occasionally to relax, I don't think Kinnare meant to point out a single individual as the Imam of the mosque..he meant it as a reference point of a joke..not only that...he made a very valid point in regards to pointing out the intellect of the Imam in pointing out to the Congregation the importance of lying.

Shams

zubair_mahamood · Post by **zubair_mahamood** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:20 pm

kinnare786 wrote:Sultan Mahmud has another slave than Ayaaz. This slave claims he loves him just like Ayaaz. Mahmud tests this slave when a delegation of a far province comes to visit him. The members of this delegation complain about the governor of their province. They say he is corrupt. Mahmud is willing to give them a new governor and suggests that his slave could be their new governor. Mahmud asks his slave if he is willing to accept the new position. The slave then remains silent and thus acknowledges that he accepts this offer. Mahmud then knows that the slave doesn't love him. He sends him with a letter to the governor of this province and in the letter he commands the governor to poison this slave as a punishment. Shahid Kinnare Memphis TN US

Shams this was Kinnare's first Posting read from begining and tell me what does he mean... read his next posting tell me what does he mean then read his last posting and tell me wht do u undersatnd.... for me Imam is Imam.... if u want to relax then talk of Mr Bean or Sardar or XYZ... Y Imam ?

ShamsB · Post by **ShamsB** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:15 pm

zubair_mahamood wrote:
kinnare786 wrote:Sultan Mahmud has another slave than Ayaaz. This slave claims he loves him just like Ayaaz. Mahmud tests this slave when a delegation of a far province comes to visit him. The members of this delegation complain about the governor of their province. They say he is corrupt. Mahmud is willing to give them a new governor and suggests that his slave could be their new governor. Mahmud asks his slave if he is willing to accept the new position. The slave then remains silent and thus acknowledges that he accepts this offer. Mahmud then knows that the slave doesn't love him. He sends him with a letter to the governor of this province and in the letter he commands the governor to poison this slave as a punishment. Shahid Kinnare Memphis TN US 
Shams this was Kinnare's first Posting read from begining and tell me what does he mean... read his next posting tell me what does he mean then read his last posting and tell me wht do u undersatnd.... for me Imam is Imam.... if u want to relax then talk of Mr Bean or Sardar or XYZ... Y Imam ?

Zubair,

My dear friend Zubair,

He isn't referring to the Imam of the Time (ImameZaman) his reference is to the Moulvi of the masjid, and he has not portrayed him in a bad light, actually portraying him as a clever teacher who makes his congregation realize the folly of their ways.
But once again, it is all perception.....

Shams

kinnare786 · Post by **kinnare786** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 10:02 pm

"Mullah, I don't know what to do any more: my wife is complaining all the time. I'm either too slow or too fast, I eat too much or not enough, spend too much time at home or do not care enough for my friends, donâ€™t give her enough attention or I'm breathing down her neck - she grumbling all the time. What am I to do?" "There is only one solution to your hardship, dear Hamdi." the Mullah says. "Go and marry a second wife, just like I did. So when ever your first wife is giving you a hard time, youâ€¦" "â¦I will just leave and stay with my second wife for a while!" Both smile very pleased. So Hamdi leaves joyously and asks a matchmaker to find an appropriate spouse, gets married and for a time things develop as wished, for a time, a short timeâ€¦ Then Hamdi faces the situation of two women mumbling and grumbling at him, so when he leaves the one heâ€™s chased away by the other too and often has no place where to sleep and so he directs his paces towards the mosque to spend the night in silent despair and prayer. Much to his surprise he finds his friend Nasrudin there and immediately starts scolding: "You" he says and repeats "you! You are the prime and only cause of my extended misery! If it werenâ€™t for you I would be perfectly unhappy with one woman - but thanks to you, two of them are now turning my life into hell. Why on earth did you give me that darned advise?" "Well, I wanted some company for my nightly prayersâ€¦"

zubair_mahamood · Post by **zubair_mahamood** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:43 am

Lucky gays! At first they need to thank Allah for blessing them true path as I don’t see often that unhappy husbands stay in mosque for prayers….

They also need to thank their wife’s because of them they get a chance to stay in mosque for prayers…..

kinnare786 · Post by **kinnare786** » Sun May 13, 2007 10:43 pm

A man approaches the Mullah:

"Nasrudin, why is it, that Allah does not talk to me like he does to others?"

"O sure he does" says Nasrundin " he uses your mistake sto tell you the way!"

zubair_mahamood · Post by **zubair_mahamood** » Fri May 18, 2007 3:57 am

Ya Ali Madaad,

Yes Allah speaks to us in many ways, our mistakes are one way!

Hazar Imam is our mirror, when we see him we see ourselves in Him but if you want to see Allah in Him and communicate with Allah then stop calculating profit and loss, stop looking this world with your five senses because they make us limited, start looking Allah from your internal senses (Your Soul)… if he replies to your call then that feeling makes you complete!

Kinnare789 if you understand Urdu language then listen to this Qawwali of Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan “Tum ek gorakh dhanda ho”, it is 7th in list. I think this Qawwali tells a unique quality of Allah which we normally don’t understand. It’s of 30 mins, each time when I listen it I come to know something new about Allah… even you can try…

http://tv.minhaj.org/en/index.minhaj?Mi ... 1179478253

Zubair Mahamood

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